Gentle reminder.

To everyone out there in the whole wide world:

Don't bully my girlfriend.
Don't exploit my girlfriend.
Don't expect her to take responsibility when you all just dump all of yours and expect her to pick it up for you.
Don't hit on my girlfriend.
Don't take her number to flirt with her.
Don't bother her when she's free and doesn't wanna talk to you.
Don't expect her to be somebody for you, to suit your needs.
Don't find faults with her, blame me.
Don't blame her for the lousy boyfriend that I am.
Don't touch her boobs.

If any of the above are found to be untrue, i will kick your butt. I swear. I am not afraid of you. I don't care who you are...how powerful you are or how fucking big you make yourself out to be. Deal with it or deal with me. Thank you. This has been a very nice reminder by me. Don't say i didn't warn you.